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“This is a real story about an asylum seeking woman who has been here about five years.
“Dear reader, I am pleased to talk to you about this notorious topic which indeed seems like a joke. Seriously anybody who is reading this may wonder how many migrants have come to live in different countries like Britain.
“They told me when I got to England people would be very nice. They like to help you from the heart. Like the Red Cross, they are really good people and like to help other people in trouble.